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Close Your Eyes ....,Relax Your Body....
'n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can...
Now Breath...
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..!

Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !

It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!

“Yes I love you.
You are so cute, smart.
My mother also likes you very much.
My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously.

So please don't say no to my proposal.
Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.”

Rating  SMS Length  2

Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

Wake up my friend

Added on  5 Jun '13 Posted by  Micheal Chen
Categories Funny SMS,
Rating  SMS Length  3

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Added on  9 Mar '13 Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS,
Rating  SMS Length  3

When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/


When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

Added on  9 Mar '13 Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS,

Latest Funny SMS for Friends 

Sad Love SMS
Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
Added on  6 Mar '12 Posted by  Shakil Ahmed
Categories Funny SMS,

Funny SMS in Hindi

Funny Hindi SMS
Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
Apni Ek Nayi Duniya Basaayenge Hum;
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya Bujh Gaya;
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!
Added on  6 Mar '12 Posted by  Shakil Ahmed
Categories Funny SMS,

Funny SMS in Hindi

Funny Hindi SMS
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
Added on  6 Mar '12 Posted by  Shakil Ahmed
Categories Funny SMS,

Funny SMS  for Friends

SMS on Dosti
Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai
Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai
Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein
SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
Added on  6 Mar '12 Posted by  Shakil Ahmed
Categories Funny SMS,

Funny SMS in Hindi

Sad Hindi SMS
Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…
Added on  6 Mar '12 Posted by  Shakil Ahmed
Categories Funny SMS,

Friends Teasing SMS

Teasing SMS
Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…
Added on  6 Mar '12 Posted by  Shakil Ahmed
Categories Funny SMS,

Funny Friendship SMS in Hindi

Friendship SMS in Hindi
Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho,
Phool to murjha jaate hai.
Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo,
Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate hai…
Added on  6 Mar '12 Posted by  Shakil Ahmed
Categories Funny SMS,

Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi

Funny Hindi SMS
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai,
Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai…
Added on  6 Mar '12 Posted by  Shakil Ahmed
Categories Funny SMS,

Funny Jokes SMS in Hindi

Funny Hindi SMS
Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HA
Added on  6 Mar '12 Posted by  Shakil Ahmed
Categories Funny SMS,

Very Funny SMS in Hindi

Funny Hindi SMS
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…
Added on  6 Mar '12 Posted by  Shakil Ahmed
Categories Funny SMS,

Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Funny Hindi SMS
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum se,
zindagi bher ke liye so jayenge…
Added on  6 Mar '12 Posted by  Shakil Ahmed
Categories Funny SMS,


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