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There are only 5 things we need in life...

Rating  | SMS Length  1

There are only 5 things we need in life:
Good friends
Good income
Good food
Good sleep
&
"GOOD _ UCK"
(Interpretations may vary) but both r needed.
Added on  29 Feb '12 | Posted by  Vidhi Mavani
Categories Funny SMS, Life SMS, Naughty SMS

I dont want to go to School...

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Son: I Don't Want to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution for LKG GIRLS.. !! :P :))
Added on  8 Dec '11 | Posted by  Sterling Shrey
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

Definition of Nurse...

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Definition of Nurse:
”Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking into Your eyes
'n still wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. !
Added on  31 Jul '11 | Posted by  Saral Doshi
Categories Naughty SMS

Few creative Quotes for girls' t- shirts...

Rating  | SMS Length  3

Few creative Quotes for girls' t- shirts .
1. "Touch here, if you dare"
2. "Weapons of mass destruction"
3. "Looking is FREE, touching costs"
4. "Now more tastier & healthier"
5. "Round figure"
6. "Handle with care"
7. "Tasted by experts"
8. "2 Hot 2 Handle"
9. "Shake well before use"
10. "No one can use just once"
11. "Dangerous curves ahead"
12. "My face is 9 inches above from where you stare"
13. "Did you Actually look here to Read?"
Added on  30 Jul '11 | Posted by  Dushyant Zala
Categories Naughty SMS

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy...

Rating  | SMS Length  4

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with four young mothers.
"You all have obsessions.",The doctor observed.

To the 1st mother, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you're daughter 'Candy'."

He looks to the 2nd mother saying,
"Your obsession is with money.
Again, It manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He looks to the third mother 'n says,
"Your obsession is alcohol.
This manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point,
The 4th mother Gets up,
Takes her little boy by the hand 'n says to him, "Come on, Dick, We're leaving!"
Added on  27 Jun '11 | Posted by  Neha Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

Boy goes to a chemist...

Rating  | SMS Length  3

Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner.

Then he says "Give me to more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."

During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.

10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"
Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST!
Added on  26 Feb '11 | Posted by  Lalit Parwani
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS

What do u think I am??...

Rating  | SMS Length  4

Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??

Macdonalds???
Added on  24 Nov '10 | Posted by  Zill Vyas
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Wife SMS

A boy lived wid his Girl Roommate...

Rating  | SMS Length  4

A boy lived wid his Roommate,
Who was a girl..His mom visitd him Oneday.
At the dinner,
seeing the chemistry
See doubts thers somemthing between them.
She asks but he refuses.
Than Mom leaves..
The girl complaind that her favorite Silver jar is missing since mom left..
Boy askd mom:
I am not saying you did steal the jar,
also I am not saying you did not.
But its missing since you joined us 4 dinner..

Mom replied:
I am not saying you do sleep with her,
Also i am not saying you Do Not.
But if She had slept on her own bed,
She would have found it under her pillow..!

MoRaL- Cheatng
M0M is realy
" ImP0ssiBLe "
Added on  23 Nov '10 | Posted by  Prashant Tiwari
Categories Decent SMS, Naughty SMS

THIS IS MY OLD T-SHIRT...

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Most twisted slogan on a girl's T-shirt...

"FRONT SIDE- I M STILL VIRGIN.
BACK SIDE- "THIS IS MY OLD T-SHIRT..":-)
Added on  19 Nov '10 | Posted by  Trusha Mehra
Categories Naughty SMS

Girl 'n Boy Were Sitting Alone In The Garden...

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girl 'n Boy Were Sitting Alone In The Garden..

Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster..

Boy-Run away Your Father Is Coming ..! ;-)
Added on  18 Nov '10 | Posted by  Shital Jani
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

Boy sees a Hot Beautiful Girl...

Rating  | SMS Length  3

First Day of college..
boy sees a hot beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & writes on paper "i love you, do you love me?"
he passes chit to her..
she replies "No"
he didn't give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another hottie sitting left to him..
'n she replies "Yes"
.
.
moral of d story is
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER ! ;) :P
Added on  16 Nov '10 | Posted by  Jay Vasavada
Categories Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

Great Reason for having to girlfriend...

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Great Reason for having to girlfriend at a time

Monopoly always damages
'n
Compitition always gives beter service
Added on  26 Oct '10 | Posted by  Nikunj Patel
Categories Decent SMS, Naughty SMS

Similarity b/w LOVE n FOOD...

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Similarity b/w LOVE n FOOD:
.
.
.
.
.
.
If you cross both the limits,
You will end up VOMITING...
Added on  26 Oct '10 | Posted by  Shruti Khatri
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS, Naughty SMS

When a girl cheats a boy...

Rating  | SMS Length  2

When a girl cheats a boy,he suicides.
Hence girls kill a life.
But
wen a boy cheats a girl,
A baby is born.Hence boys gives a life

Moral-boys are kind heartd ..!
Added on  26 Oct '10 | Posted by  Palak Vyas
Categories Naughty SMS

A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls...

Rating  | SMS Length  3

A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls.
He gave each sum money 2 tst em.
1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd.
2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also.
3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too.
And finally when the time came to choose---
The guy simply chose the girl with

The biggest boobs.
Men will always be MEN!!
Added on  10 Oct '10 | Posted by  Nihil Sherma
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

When a Key Opens many Locks

Rating  | SMS Length  2

Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 16 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT
&
Cal u a REAL MAN,
A Winner?
Why?

Man: It's because,
when a Lock is Opened by many Keys,
it Becomes a BAD LOCK.
But when a Key Opens many Locks,
it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-);-) ;-)
Added on  10 Oct '10 | Posted by  Tushar Gosai
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS

TAJMAHAL


Rating  | SMS Length  1

Girl: Tumi amiy kotota valobaso?

Boy: Sahajahaner moto.

Girl: Tobe 'TAJMAHAL' banaccho na keno?


Boy: 'JOMI' kena hoye geche akhon sudhu tomar "MORAR OPEKKHA" 
Added on  15 sep '13 | Posted by  golam Rabbnai
Categories Adult SMS, Naughty SMS


Jab tum hasteho....

Rating  | SMS Length  1

Jab tum hastey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehele bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

;-)
Added on  15 sep '13 | Posted by  Golam Rabbani
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS


New employee...

Rating  | SMS Length  2

A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company.

He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?"


The applicant replied, "Yes sir, I did."


Then the boss said, "Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.
There was no mat."
Added on  15 sep '13 | Posted by  Golam Rabbani
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS


Wrong address

Rating  | SMS Length  3

Ek lok bidesh theke, tar bow ke sms pathaise,kin2 numbar vul kore sms Chole gese ek bidhoba mohilar kase,jar shami 2 din agey mara gese.sei mohila sms ta pore oggan hoe gelo..

Karon sms a lekha chilo...

Amar priyo bow!

Ami thikthak moto powchaisi, ami jani 2mi amar theke sms asha koroni. Ekhane ajkal mone hoy khub shohoje mobile paoa jay. Ami ekhane ashar shathe shathe tara amke ekta mbl gift korche. Tumi jene khushi hoba j tara shobai ekhane tomar jonno opekkha korteche. Asha kora jay ek dui shaptaher moddhe tumi o chole asbe. asha kori tomar jatra amar moto shukher hobe. Tomar opekkhay roilam.
Added on  15 sep '13 | Posted by  Golam Rabbani
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

Vasha kake bole?

Rating  | SMS Length  1
Added on  15 sep '13 | Posted by  Golam Rabbani
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS


Dirty mind....

Rating  | SMS Length  2

Age tomak khulbo,tarpor tipbo,bahir hobe,tarpor lagabo,tarpor vejabo,chumu khabo,ghoshagoshi korbo,tarpor shada jinish gulo felbo,tarpor pani diya pariskar korbo, bas hoye galo white plus diya amar dath brush kora....

ato valo jinis ta k ki kharap vabai na chinta koracilan tai na ?
Added on  15 sep '13 | Posted by  Golam Rabbani
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

je amak vule jabe

Rating  | SMS Length  1
Added on  15 sep '13 | Posted by  Golam Rabbani
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS


A girl in a stadium

Rating  | SMS Length  1
Added on  15 sep '13 | Posted by  Golam Rabbani
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS


Aj tumak krbo

Rating  | SMS Length  1
Added on  15 sep '13 | Posted by  Golam Rabbani
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS


Lojjaboti murgi

Rating  | SMS Length  1


1ti MOROG 1ti MURGI K dawa korce,
MURGI ti Garir Nicha Chapa Porlo,tokon MURGIR Malik Ase Bole Sabas MURGI JIBON Diyecho Tobu Ejjot Dawni!

Added on  15 sep '13 | Posted by  Golam Rabbani
Categories Adult SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS



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