Wife SMS | Text Messages
The best and most beautiful things...
Rating | SMS Length 1
in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. |
Added on 1 Dec '12 | Posted by Dipak Parekh
Categories Wife SMS
One million copies of a new book sold...
Rating | SMS Length 2
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. "An idea,that can change your WIFE'' While real word was(LIFE). |
Added on 12 Jul '12 | Posted by Jaydeep Parekh
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Early to bed and early to rise...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Proves man has no interest in his Wife. |
Added on 11 Jul '12 | Posted by Zinnat Amin
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
All Husbands are like Bluetooth...
Rating | SMS Length 2
Always connected when wife is around... But The moment wife is Away, They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !! |
Added on 10 Jul '12 | Posted by Jigisha Daxini
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Love is Docomo...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Mariage is idea can change Ur life Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows But Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan |
Added on 8 Jul '12 | Posted by Jinal Jain
Categories Friendship SMS, Funny SMS, Love SMS, Wife SMS
Define Checkmate...
Rating | SMS Length 1
When you tell Your Wife that You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her 'n She Asks "WAS SHE HOT? You can't say NO or Yes..... |
Added on 20 Feb '12 | Posted by Dilip Dedania
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook...
Rating | SMS Length 2
'n Make Food Myself For A Month, What Will You Pay Me..? Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You, You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:) |
Added on 25 Jan '11 | Posted by Lalit Patel
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
You Look Exactly Like My Wife...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name? Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-) Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :) |
Added on 8 Jan '11 | Posted by Suman Goswami
Categories Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Wife SMS
In a Bar...A man attended a phone-call...
Rating | SMS Length 3
a man attended a phone-call: Hello! Yes Honey. Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH? Man: Sure Honey. Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I? Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more. Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now? Man: Sure, with pleasure. All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much? Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?. |
Added on 1 Jan '11 | Posted by Yashesh Parmar
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
A husband's cute love quote:..
Rating | SMS Length 1
"Even my child started walking without any support but my wife still feels to hold my hand while walking..." |
Added on 3 Dec '10 | Posted by Veni Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS, Wife SMS
What do u think I am??...
Rating | SMS Length 4
W:Come help with the garden. Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener? W:Come fix the toilet faucet. H:What do u think I am?a plumber? W:Come fix the door handle. H:What do u think I am?a carpenter? The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it? The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options... Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him... Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!! Wife:What do u think I am?? Macdonalds??? |
Added on 24 Nov '10 | Posted by Zill Vyas
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Wife SMS
Why do women live longer than Men?
Rating | SMS Length 1
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does! |
Added on 16 Nov '10 | Posted by Paras Mehta
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife...
Rating | SMS Length 1
1)Economist in Kitchen 2)Artist in Home 3)Devil in Love. But they Get: 1)Artist in Kitchen 2)Devil in Home 3)Economist in Love. |
Added on 29 Oct '10 | Posted by Aaron D'souza
Categories Wife SMS
Husband to a newly wed wife!
Rating | SMS Length 1
I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life. |
Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan
Categories Wife SMS
Difference between Friend nd Wife..
Rating | SMS Length 1
U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?” |
Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Wife is missing
Rating | SMS Length 1
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha |
Added on 16 Jun '10 | Posted by Shrishti Das
Categories Wife SMS