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The best and most beautiful things
in the world cannot be seen or even touched
- they must be felt with the heart.

Added on  1 Dec '12 Posted by  Dipak Parekh
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  2

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).

Added on  12 Jul '12 Posted by  Jaydeep Parekh
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Early to bed and early to rise,
Proves man has no interest in his Wife.

Added on  11 Jul '12 Posted by  Zinnat Amin
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  2

All Husbands are like Bluetooth....
Always connected when wife is around...
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!

Added on  10 Jul '12 Posted by  Jigisha Daxini
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Love is Docomo, do the New.

Mariage is idea
can change Ur life

Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows

But

Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan

Added on  8 Jul '12 Posted by  Jinal Jain
Categories Friendship SMS, Funny SMS, Love SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Define Checkmate:

When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
'n
She Asks "WAS SHE HOT?

You can't say NO or Yes.....

Added on  20 Feb '12 Posted by  Dilip Dedania
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  2

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
'n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,
You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

Added on  25 Jan '11 Posted by  Lalit Patel
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name?

Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)


Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.. ! :)

Added on  8 Jan '11 Posted by  Suman Goswami
Categories Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  3

In a Bar,
a man attended a phone-call:
Hello! Yes Honey.

Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?

Man: Sure Honey.

Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?

Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.

Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?

Man: Sure, with pleasure.

All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?

Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?.

Added on  1 Jan '11 Posted by  Yashesh Parmar
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

A husband's cute love quote:
"Even my child started walking
without any support but my wife
still feels to hold my hand while walking..."

Added on  3 Dec '10 Posted by  Veni Jain
Categories Funny SMS, Love SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  4

Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?

The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do u think I am??

Macdonalds???

Added on  24 Nov '10 Posted by  Zill Vyas
Categories Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks,
but paying the bills does!

Added on  16 Nov '10 Posted by  Paras Mehta
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife:
1)Economist in Kitchen
2)Artist in Home
3)Devil in Love.

But they Get:
1)Artist in Kitchen
2)Devil in Home
3)Economist in Love.

Added on  29 Oct '10 Posted by  Aaron D'souza
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Added on  17 Jun '10 Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Difference between Friend nd Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Added on  17 Jun '10 Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Added on  16 Jun '10 Posted by  Shrishti Das
Categories Wife SMS

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