That son of a Bitch...
Rating | SMS Length 7
Priest : "What have you done my child?" Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl : "Because he touched my hand." Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he touched my breast." Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl : "Yes father." Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" (after a few minutes) Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!" Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!" |
Added on 13 Jul '11 | Posted by sms-top
Categories Adult SMS
Santa won an English quiz...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Manchester United Guess What he has written?. Woman chest are Divided.. ! |
Added on 11 Jul '11 | Posted by Shrikul Shaikh
Categories Adult SMS,
Boy: So, sex at my place?
Rating | SMS Length 2
Girl: Yeah! Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder. Girl: OK? ~Later~ Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE! Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed! |
Added on 28 Aug '10 | Posted by Niraj Shergil
Categories Adult SMS
Boy goes to a chemist...
Rating | SMS Length 3
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner. Then he says "Give me to more. My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot." During dinner, her Dad walks in. Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying. 10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down. All are surprised. Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious" Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST! |
Added on 26 Feb '11 | Posted by Lalit Parwani
Categories Adult SMS,
A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls...
Rating | SMS Length 3
He gave each sum money 2 tst em. 1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd. 2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also. 3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too. And finally when the time came to choose--- The guy simply chose the girl with The biggest boobs. Men will always be MEN!! |
Added on 10 Oct '11 | Posted by Nihil Sherma
Categories Adult SMS,
When a Key Opens many Locks
Rating | SMS Length 2
& Cal u a REAL MAN, A Winner? Why? Man: It's because, when a Lock is Opened by many Keys, it Becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a Key Opens many Locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY..;-);-) ;-) |
Added on 10 Oct '11 | Posted by Tushar Gosai
Categories Adult SMS,
Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?
Rating | SMS Length 1
1.BOO_S 2._ _NDOM 3.F_ _ K 4.P_ N_S 5.PU_S_ 6.S_X Ans 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE 6.SIX U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u? |
Added on 7 Oct '11 | Posted by Vikas Kapur
Categories Adult SMS,
A boy & girl go 4 shoping...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Girl- (jokingly)- u hve nothing in ur head den y r u buying a helmet? Boy- Yesterday u purchsed a bra, did i ask u anything..? |
Added on 8 Sep '11 | Posted by Shivam Kumar
Categories Adult SMS,
On dinner son ask kind of boobs..
Rating | SMS Length 2
DAD: 3 kinds, In 20s like oranges, round n firm. In 30-40 like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. Aftr 50 like onions, u see them nd they make u cry. |
Added on 18 Jun '11 | Posted by Suryanshu Thakur
Categories Adult SMS
Fish pot..
Rating | SMS Length 1
Haye.. Ye machaliya itni sundar q hoti hai..?? Ladka: Q ki wo KAPDE nahi pehanti..!! |
Added on 18 Jun '11 | Posted by Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS
Before the examination..
Rating | SMS Length 3
The Doctor replied ‘Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient. ‘Okay then,’ Scott said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘whoo-ha’ the doctor had ever seen. It [...] |
Added on 18 Jun '11 | Posted by Poorak Sharma
Categories Adult SMS
Let me take a picture of your breasts..
Rating | SMS Length 1
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged |
Added on 18 Jun '11 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Adult SMS
Nipple Nipple dont be far,
Rating | SMS Length 1
can I press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, Always milky never dry. Let me suck you, Dont feel shy. |
Added on 18 Jun '11 | Posted by Amrita Singh
Categories Adult SMS
A girl and boy were siting alone
Rating | SMS Length 1
Boy started touching the girl girl: don't touch me. all thing only after marriage boy: ok ! call me when u r maried ! |
Added on 17 Jun '11 | Posted by Ankit Gupta
Categories Adult SMS,
Fuck Originally Means
Rating | SMS Length 2
In Ancient Times, In England Before People Havin Sex, They Needed SpeCiaL Permission 4m D King. Pple Who Got Permission Used To Hang A Playcard On Their Door Which Said: Fornication Under Consent Of King? Thats F. U. C. K. For Short. Now U Know Where That Word Came From..? |
Added on 17 Jun '11 | Posted by Amrita Singh
Categories Adult SMS
Lady wanted to go to toilet..
Rating | SMS Length 1
to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao. |
Added on 17 Jun '11 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Adult SMS
It’s the thing that satisfies..
Rating | SMS Length 1
ur mind, body nd soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. |
Added on 17 Jun '11 | Posted by Shrishti Das
Categories Adult SMS,
Short thing gets longer.
Rating | SMS Length 1
its get longer as u hold it nd pass between woman’s breast nd enters into a small hole What is it? Answer: Cars seat belt…u dirty mind |
Added on 16 Jun '11 | Posted by S. Mathur
Categories Adult SMS,
Bike and Girls
Rating | SMS Length 1
“I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“ Girl: “What“ Boy: “Ur Heart“ Girl: “I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“ Boy: “Wat“ Girl: “Ur Bike“ ;-> |
Added on 15 Jun '11 | Posted by sms-top
Categories Adult SMS,
Sardar : "I am also lesbian.."
Rating | SMS Length 1
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian. Sardar: What’s a lesbian? Girl: I like to sleep with girls. Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian. |
Added on 14 Jun '11 | Posted by Shruti Mehta
Categories Adult SMS,
Pregnet lady..
Rating | SMS Length 1
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby‘s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe |
Added on 14 Jun '11 | Posted by Shrishti Das
Categories Adult SMS
Geo News Now Present Geo Sex..
Rating | SMS Length 2
Or ab GEO SEX AaJ Open Market me bachi chodne ka tanasub ye raha: 18 saal ka seal pack maal 20 hazar, jab k 25 sy 30 ki range 15 hazar tk, jab k international market me Goori ki choot marny k 200$ rhy, Aaj din k ikhtitaam py shamim randi khana 22 bachiyan chudwa kr Sar-E-Fehrist raha Champa [...] |
Added on 14 Jun '11 | Posted by Aman Sahni
Categories Adult SMS
Most difficult golf..
Rating | SMS Length 2
“Women Hole” any style you play… as many shots you try..nd as much perfection you have..you can never get your balls in…!!! |
Added on 13 Jun '11 | Posted by Pallavi Sheth
Categories Adult SMS
Wife say sex..
Rating | SMS Length 2
Karne Ke Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Puchha Ki Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya Toh Patni Boli 5% Sharam, 5% Dard Or 90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye |
Added on 12 Jun '11 | Posted by Manan Malik
Categories Adult SMS
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