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1) ◆◆SuNdor boNe 250ti banar ace.100ta gacHe joLce,50ta nacce,45ta badam kHacce.54ta khelcce.R 1ta leg Nere amr SMS porce.◆
2) Protidin 2make dekhte cai, Dekhte cai 2mar mukher hasi, kenona tahle r amk tk khoroch kore chiriakanai giya 'BADOR' dekhte hobe na.
3) Tui Mosar mo2 vodro, kaker mo2 sundor, Edurer mo2 Udar R BANORER mo2 santo, Soytaner mo2 Nitiban.
4) Jani sMs Ta Pora 2mi kos2 Pabe. Hoy2 keda o Pelba. Stok o korta Paro. 2buo Bolte Hocca 2mi kokkono "MA" Hota Parbe na! RX dara promanito.
5) 2mi amr Alu,ami 2mr potol!Amader ai prem robe ogo otol!2mi amr rose,ami 2mr jack!Amake konodin dio na go Sak!!
6) Vul Vangte Ful Lage, Bristy Hote Megh Lage.Sopno Dekhte Raat Lage,Valobaste Mon Lage.Mon Vangte Ovinoy Lage,R Ovinoy Ta Meyera Valo Pare. 100% True.
7) Dog1:Kire Dos2 Ato Rege Koi Jas ? dog2: R bolis na 1 halay Amar gf k kiss Korche. tare dorum. dog1: Se Kothai ? dog2: Hala ekhon Sms Porteche.
8) 2mke AguN Vabini JoLe jabe BoLe..2mke PaNi Vabini SuKiYe Jabe BoLe..2mke NoDi Vabini boye jabe boLe..Sudu BiRaL Vebeci EDuR Marbe boLe..!!
9) Meyeder mon,jeno brikkho chara bon. Mayder hasi,jeno rosi chhara fasi.mayder kanna,jeno agun chhara ranna.mayder kotha,jeno pata chhara lota....
10) cayle 2mk biye krte prtm.jani ma-baba man2 na.2be asomvob cilona.but 2mk biye koreni e karone jokon suneci 2mi HARPIK diy dad bras koro.
11) "Messi 1 nbr footballar"." Shakib-al-hasan 1 nbr cricketer"." sharukh khan 1 nbr actores"." are 2mi 1 nbr "GADHA"
12) Akta jiniser jonno onek opekha korlam,bahire takie roilam onekhon,tobuo aslona.tarpor jokhon ghole fire lighter dike takalam tokhon se aslo..ah!ki santi.haci aseche.
13) Ah! Oh! O Mago! Aste! ish ! R Parchina! PLS R Na! More Gelam R Koto? Dekhsona Lagseto! Tobuo Tipsokeno? Hat Shorao ami mobile bole ki amar lage na.
14) 100%Question:Mone koro tomar duita chokh ache.duita kan ache.Akta nak ache.Akta mukh ache.Charta pa ache.& Pisone Akta lej ache.Boloto Tomar name ki. . . . ?
15) Ful Futeche Bone Bone...! Vabchi tomay- Mone Mone..! Bolchi tomar- Kane kane...! Prem kore cheka kheyecho- Eta ki tomar Ammu jane... ???
16) SIR:Kipta kake bole?
STU:Jara sms deyna. SIR:Murkho kake bole?
STU:Jara sms pore ans deyna. SIR:Gadha ki kore?
STU:Sms na pore delete kore.
17) 1ta sundor SMS dilam,abosore pore nio.Kicu rongin shopno dilam,moner mo2 shajiye nio. 1 balti kapor dilam,valo kore dhuye dio. kemon ?
18) Aaj 1 ta voyonkor sopno dekhe gum venge gelo, dekhlam prithibir sob "GADA" mara gese, tarpor thekei 10 tion . Beche thakle miss call dio.
19) 1 din chade tomar sathe dekha hoy. Dujon dujoner dike obak noyone takiye chilam. Tume amar choke chok rekhe bolle 2ta taka den. "Logence khamu"
20) Ai site er visitor ra 1>oshobvo 2>ovoddro 3>kipta 4>mittabadi 5>Idiot 6>fazil 7>shoytan 8>beadob 9>karap kokono hotey parena & ora amader bondhu.
21) 2mi Jodi Bolo Shaper Gorte Dite Pari Hat, Shundorbone Bager 7te Katate Pari Rat! Pari Khonkhone Shite Nodite Namte! S0rRy Parcina r Mittha Bolte.
22) Yes !! Yes !! Yes !! Peyechi ! Off ! Peyechi ! ki Moza! Hurrah! Ki Anondo ! Peyechi. Eto din Por Paychi. Ei Sms Porar Jonno Ekta Gadha Peyechi.
23) Soup ready? Yes sir. Rice ready? Yes sir. Chicken ready? Yes sir. Beef ready? No Sir. Why??? Because, the cow is busy reading this SMS!
24) A doti cokhe shopno chilo mone chilo asa.Gorur ghore thakbe 2mi marbe Onek mosa. vabna chilo khabe 2mi Rasta ghate mar,keno 2mi chole gele goru niye amar !!
25) Chok malle dheki tomake,chok bujle pai aro kace,karon pablik tomake taka curir jonno je dolai dilo,ami ta vulte pari?
26) Ami tomer jonno jibon diye debo,tomer jonno sob kicu korte parbo,karon tomer baba amar babar kajer lok cilo.
27) Tomar tana tana chok,tomer resmi kalo cul,tomer sundor mukh are misti mukher hasite cilo gondo,mone porle pet fule jay.
28) Hotath kore jhor aslo ami r amar class friend 1ta ghore dhuklam.prothothome dekhlam valolaglo.dhore tipedilam norom laglo. Aste aste chuslam moja laglo.ki vebechen?
jhore pora gacher paka aam khailam ghore bose amra dujone.
29) Ai je ai sms porchen apnito ekta chor because apni amar kache onumoti nen ni tar karone ami apnake 1bar i love u bollam.hashar jonno 2bar i love u bollam.amake sobsomay monekorar jonno sara jibon bhalobaslam.ai sms meyeder jonno?
30) Sedin bus e 2mar sathe dekha, 2mi amar pashe bosechile eka.2jone bolechilam bondutter kotha. Bus teke neme dekhi amar moneybeg-ta faka.
31) wife : akta kotha bolbo marba nato?
hus: kija bolo na tome?
wife: ame pragrant
hus: ata to kusir khobor
wife:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam baba to marselo tai...!
32) Tui ki free achis? 1ta phn korte parbi? Asole akta problem hoye geche. Ami maa k anekbar bolechi kintu maa kichutei biswas korte parchena j BANDAR katha bolte pare!!
33) Ami BOKA , Ami CHAGOL , Ami GORU Ami JANOYAR , Ami PATHA , Ami RAKHOS , Ami STUPID , Aste por tor etogulo naam sabai jante pere jabe je.
34) Ai.... - - - Jabe? - - - Jabe amar sathe? - - Sohorar kolahol periye,shanto nodir tire.... - - - Ki jabe? Taratari bolo.Tumi na gale onno rickshaw dakHbo!!!!
35) Your 5 qualities 1_______ 2_______ 3_______ 4_______ 5_______ life e jodi ektao valo kaj korte tahole aj egulo khali thakto na..bujhcho?
36) Welcome to love.com type your password xxx**** processing.... Please wait . Sorry, apnar prem korar boyosh sesh hoya gechhe . please try for mamaz-roza.com
37) Dekhechi 2may pich dhala pothee hajaro virer majhe ekhono kane baje 2mar sei gan "Amar allah nobijir nam 2ta tk dia jan".
38) Kotodin kukiler dak sunini bosontho nei bole, Kotodin bristite vijini bristi hoyni bole. Kotodin tumak wish korini kuno upolokko nei bole, Aj tumak ridoy ujar kore sms korlam sms a taka katena bole.
39) Ghum rater jonno.pakhi akasher jonno.surjo alor jonno.valobasa premer jonno.ami tomar jonno.R tumi amar latthi khawar jonno.
40) Akash hole megh ditam.pahar hole jhorna ditam.pakhi hole gan sunatam.surjo hole alo ditam.R Tomar sami hole 2i fota lebur rosh ditam.
41) Koto din pakhir dak sunini boshonto nei bole.koto din bristi te vijini briste hoyni bole.koto din tomake dekhini dater poka singa tante asoni bole. . . . He He He
42) ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:> ><(((:>><(((:> ><(((:> Ha kore ki dekco? Agulo "Elish" mach. 14 tarikha dam besi Hobe to tai age patalam. Mobile soho freeze e rekhe daw..!
43) Ful sada,, chelera Gada..Ful Sundhor,, Chelera Bandor.. Ful Nil,, Chelera Nosto kore Meye der Dil.. Ful kalo,,Meyera onek Valo...
44) 2mi jodi ful hote, tahole ful danite rekhe ditam. 2mi jodi mobile hote tahole pokate rakhe ditam..2mi jodi shart hote tahole gae ditam. Kintu 2mi hole *Tishu paper* tai tomake bebohar kore chore fele dilam.
45) Tumi jodi shart hote gaye rakhtam, Tumi jodi mobile hote hate rakhtam, Tumi jodi rumal hote kiss kortam, R tumi jodi manush hote Tahole jadughore Rekhe ditam . . . . . ..
46) Vule jeona akashke, Vule jeona bataske, Vule jeona sokalke, Vule jeona bikalke, Vule jeona nijeke, R vule jeona toilet er dorja lagate..
47) Tumi amar ochin pakhi tomar name tiya, sundore ekta banor pele tomay ditam biya, haste haste jabe tumi rumal nake diye, butum pecha asbe sute dekhte jhake jhake. . . . . Hah hah hah.
48) Tomai dibo valobasha sathe dibo ador, Ador peye hobe tumi biral theke bador. Shukno patar Mormor Sobde dupur jokhon ashbe, Anonde tokhon tumi lej uchiye nachbe..!
49) /=/chelera hocce mobile er moto. R meyera hocce panir moto. Mobile panite purok othoba pani mobile a laguk. "sorbonasta" kintu mobile er e hoy/=
50) Tuli 2hat, kori munajat, he rahim rahoman. Facebook er kichu chele ache khub e soytan. Tader mathay koro buddhi dan.Tara jeno kore meyeder somman.
51) Kew Januk R NaJanuk, Tumi To Jano.! Kew Bujhuk R NaBujhuk, Tumi To Bujho.! Kew Manuk R NaManuk, Tumi To Mano- J Tumi 1Ta Gadha.
52) Meyera Kane PoRe DuL, MatHy LoMBa ChuL, HaThe PoRe BaLa, GoLai PoRe MaLa, BuKe PreMer JaLa, CheLe DeKLe Gan Gay uw LaLa uw LaLa....!!!
53) Akash Keno Ato Upure? Dhorte Parina. Sagor Keno Ato Govir, Namte Parina. Borof Keno Ato Thanda? Chute Parina.Tumi Keno Ato KIPTA ? Sms Er Reply Deo Na !
54) Chader Govire Ache Rat-! Rater Govire Ache Ghum-! Ghumer Govire Ache Shopno-! Shopner Govire Aso tumi-! R, Tumar Govire Ache Sudhu "Soytani"
55) 1 2 3 meyeder akhon kharap din "4 5 6. Meyeder hovena kokhono joy 7 8 9-1 ta meyera o valo 9 y. 10 11 12. Sob meyera kan dhoro.
56) LOVE is dolna , you more vulona , Happy hobo 2jona , It is my kamona , nice tomar chehara , Sweet kore haso , Sotti kore bolo tumi koy Jon k VALOBASO ?
57) Koto Sur, Koto Gan, Meyera sob Beiman. Gach,Pata,Ful-meyeder ke Bissash Kora Vul. Ridoy, Mon, Pran-meyera Keno Ato soytan ?
1) ◆◆SuNdor boNe 250ti banar ace.100ta gacHe joLce,50ta nacce,45ta badam kHacce.54ta khelcce.R 1ta leg Nere amr SMS porce.◆
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STU:Jara sms deyna. SIR:Murkho kake bole?
STU:Jara sms pore ans deyna. SIR:Gadha ki kore?
STU:Sms na pore delete kore.
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jhore pora gacher paka aam khailam ghore bose amra dujone.
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hus: kija bolo na tome?
wife: ame pragrant
hus: ata to kusir khobor
wife:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam baba to marselo tai...!
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