Mixed SMS | Text Messages
1) wife:"tumi amk kotota valobasho?
Husband:"shob chay bashi.
waif:"Proman ki?
Husband:"janu;upor wala jodi amak amar Priyo jinis Korbani Dite Bole;
tahole Bisshas Koro ami tumak-e Korbani Dibo,I Love U So Much janu
2) Bonduh ami boro eka,valo nei mon. tumi acho onek dhure,ki kori akhon? rate amar ghum ashena,tomay kori miss. choke asle aktu ghum,mosha kore kiss.
3) Dog1: kire dosto ato rege koi jas?
Dog2: R bolis na 1 halay amar girl friend k kiss korche, tare dhorum.
Dog1: se kothay?
Dog2: hala ekhon sms portece...
4) Boy: Ami tomar Moner Vitor 1br Gure Aste Chai?
girl: Na Na ta Hobena!
boy:keno?
Girl:Taholeto Amar Moner Vitor K K Ache tumi Sob Jene Jabe.
5) Sir:kire tui eibar ssc porikhay fail korle keno tui to valo student.
Student:sir ki korbo amar abbu ammu bolse eibar porikhay fail korle amake biye diye debe ty ami fail koresi.
Sir:ki bolle tui.
Student:ami amar abbu ammu ke khub voi pai ty fail koresi.
6) ◆Boy:- Baba, Girl friend ki??
Baba:- jokhon 2mi valo chheLe hobe tokhoN 1ta pabe!
Boy:- R jodi vaLoNa hoy?
Baba:-TahoLe onek guLo pabe.◆◆◆
7) Boy:-I Love U.
Girl:-what?
Boy:-Kisuna filmta khub hit koresilo!
Girl:-kuttar bacca.
Boy:-what?
Girl:-Ashce Eid-E Filmta mukti pabe.
8) Son:-ma,amr ojon koto hobe?
mother:-32kg.
son:-tahole amk diear poralekha hobe na.
mother:-keno?
son:-amr schooler teacher bolechen..poralekhai 1mon na hole cholbe na.
9) Ekbar exame proshno ashlo...what is CHALLENGE??
Boltu vai pura khata khali raikha shes patay liklen...parle amare pass koriaia dekha!!it's called CHALLENGE.
10) Girl:-kal amr brithday!
boy:-wow!ki chow ai b'day te?
girl:-Ring.
boy:-ok,ringdebo kintu receive korbe na.balance nai!!
11) Ak meye train a uthese bt ticket kate nai. akon ticket checker ar moddhe kotha hocche.
tc:-ticket dekhan.
m:-ticket diye ki hobe,amr cheharatai to ticket.
tc:-tahole jorimana den.
m:-kno?
tc:-karon apni uthesen 1st class e kintu apner chehara hoilo third class Er.
12) 2 frnder maje kotha hosce
1st frnd:-Boloto,biyer somoy meyera Laal saree pore kano?
2nd frnd:-Shongshare dhukar age 1number bipod skonket janiye debar jonno!!!
13) Natni:dada mosa kamor dai...Porte pari na..
Dada:toi tor pant ta khola fal..Dakhbi mosa lojja paye kamor dive na.. Chole jabe..
14) Husband:Dekhoto sur jo uthlo kina?
Wife:bahire khub ondokar.. Tai surjo dekha jacchena..
Husband:boka naki. Hariken ta jaliye dekho..
15) Priya-Girl:Ai umbrella ta tik kora dan..
Mekar.Forhad:Uporer kapor kula niche diya danda dukate hobe..
Girl:jay koren vitore jano pani na pore...
16) Priya:ami tomake 1ta kotha bolbo?
Forhad:ki kotha...
Priya:amar lojja lagche!
For:bolo tomar kotata sonar jonno opekka korci..
Priya:tomar pant'r chain khola..
Forhad:bondo kore daw...
17) Ogo amar prio tomo. Tomay 1botol valobasa dibo.. Tomay na pele ami riksar niche jan dibo.. Kola gase fasi dibo.. Na hoy 1gelass panite dube more jabo
18) Fokir1:amar jodi 5 koti taka thakto!
Tahole akta shopping mol toiry kortam..
Fokir2:tarpor ki korti?
F1:sei shopping moler samne daraia (Vikka kortam)
19) Sir:tomar babar boyos koto?
Stu:same amar moto..
Sir:ki ? Eta ki kore shombhob...
Stu:are. Ami jonmanor porei to oni baba holen..
20) Sir:boloto meyera mobile use kore keno?
Std:miss call deyar jonno..
Sir:Ri8.. But tomi kemon jano..
Stu:regular apnar meye amake miss day to tai...
1) wife:"tumi amk kotota valobasho?
Husband:"shob chay bashi.
waif:"Proman ki?
Husband:"janu;upor wala jodi amak amar Priyo jinis Korbani Dite Bole;
tahole Bisshas Koro ami tumak-e Korbani Dibo,I Love U So Much janu
Category: Jokes SMS
Category: Jokes SMS
Dog2: R bolis na 1 halay amar girl friend k kiss korche, tare dhorum.
Dog1: se kothay?
Dog2: hala ekhon sms portece...
Category: Jokes SMS
girl: Na Na ta Hobena!
boy:keno?
Girl:Taholeto Amar Moner Vitor K K Ache tumi Sob Jene Jabe.
Category: Jokes SMS
Student:sir ki korbo amar abbu ammu bolse eibar porikhay fail korle amake biye diye debe ty ami fail koresi.
Sir:ki bolle tui.
Student:ami amar abbu ammu ke khub voi pai ty fail koresi.
Category: Jokes SMS
Baba:- jokhon 2mi valo chheLe hobe tokhoN 1ta pabe!
Boy:- R jodi vaLoNa hoy?
Baba:-TahoLe onek guLo pabe.◆◆◆
Category: Jokes SMS
Girl:-what?
Boy:-Kisuna filmta khub hit koresilo!
Girl:-kuttar bacca.
Boy:-what?
Girl:-Ashce Eid-E Filmta mukti pabe.
Category: Jokes SMS
mother:-32kg.
son:-tahole amk diear poralekha hobe na.
mother:-keno?
son:-amr schooler teacher bolechen..poralekhai 1mon na hole cholbe na.
Category: Jokes SMS
Boltu vai pura khata khali raikha shes patay liklen...parle amare pass koriaia dekha!!it's called CHALLENGE.
Category: Jokes SMS
boy:-wow!ki chow ai b'day te?
girl:-Ring.
boy:-ok,ringdebo kintu receive korbe na.balance nai!!
Category: Jokes SMS
tc:-ticket dekhan.
m:-ticket diye ki hobe,amr cheharatai to ticket.
tc:-tahole jorimana den.
m:-kno?
tc:-karon apni uthesen 1st class e kintu apner chehara hoilo third class Er.
Category: Jokes SMS
1st frnd:-Boloto,biyer somoy meyera Laal saree pore kano?
2nd frnd:-Shongshare dhukar age 1number bipod skonket janiye debar jonno!!!
Category: Jokes SMS
Dada:toi tor pant ta khola fal..Dakhbi mosa lojja paye kamor dive na.. Chole jabe..
Category: Jokes SMS
Wife:bahire khub ondokar.. Tai surjo dekha jacchena..
Husband:boka naki. Hariken ta jaliye dekho..
Category: Jokes SMS
Mekar.Forhad:Uporer kapor kula niche diya danda dukate hobe..
Girl:jay koren vitore jano pani na pore...
Category: Jokes SMS
Forhad:ki kotha...
Priya:amar lojja lagche!
For:bolo tomar kotata sonar jonno opekka korci..
Priya:tomar pant'r chain khola..
Forhad:bondo kore daw...
Category: Jokes SMS
Category: Jokes SMS
Tahole akta shopping mol toiry kortam..
Fokir2:tarpor ki korti?
F1:sei shopping moler samne daraia (Vikka kortam)
Category: Jokes SMS
Stu:same amar moto..
Sir:ki ? Eta ki kore shombhob...
Stu:are. Ami jonmanor porei to oni baba holen..
Category: Jokes SMS
Std:miss call deyar jonno..
Sir:Ri8.. But tomi kemon jano..
Stu:regular apnar meye amake miss day to tai...
Category: Jokes SMS
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