Flirt SMS | Text Messages
1)Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai
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2)Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae
katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
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3)Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
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4)Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko
dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in
nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
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5)Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke
dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
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6)Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein
aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
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7)Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas
tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein,
rahunga tere saath saath main.
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8)Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko
mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to
her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
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9)Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say
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10)A - U’r Attractive
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kidding
B - U’r D Best
C - U’r Cute
D - U’r Dear 2 me
E - U’r Excellent
F - U’r Funny
G - U’r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I’m
J - Just
K - Kidding
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11)Government of Pakistan has
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???
introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide???
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12)Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab
Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki
Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show
Jeete Ga ..
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13)AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
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14)Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
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15)Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe
kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.
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16)Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia
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17)Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe
yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe
hum bhoolte hi nahi.
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18)It takes two to tango, two to
kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one
of those things is ME n YOU!
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19)It takes two to tango, two to
kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one
of those things is ME n YOU!
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20)Walk with me when ur hearts needs
company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to
lean on, coz I’m the one u can always depend on!
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21)If you say my eyes are beautiful
it’s because they’re looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my
feelings come through.
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22)Little keys can open big locks,
simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me
smile the whole day through.
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23)If love & friendship could be
brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest
in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
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24)Faith makes all things possible,
love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile
brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
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25)A peach is a peach, a plum is a
plum, a kiss isn’t a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur
eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
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26)I used to think that dreams do
not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
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27)I’ll give u one kiss to go to
sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses
to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
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28)1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai,
chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.
intzar hy.
2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna
varna chautha tayyar hai.
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29)I want u … To be with me In a
nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three
words to U…. “Pay The Bill”
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30)Teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.
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31)Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete
ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?
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32)Log ishq kartay hain baray shor
kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
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33)A mobile is like women - Talks
non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently
they have no service.
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34)Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
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35)Hamari dosti ka kitna faida
uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.
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36)Only the open heart receives
love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and
only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
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37)Hey, I just got your blood test
report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high
percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
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38)U may be out of my sight, but not
out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean
nothing to u but u’ll always be special to me.
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39)I don’t care how many lips u hv
kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I
luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
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40)Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So
send me SMS everyday.
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41)Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
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41)If all the girls lived on the
other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
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42)In da mornin I don’t eat coz I
think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz
I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
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43)Hello!! What’s wrong with your
mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
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44)I know you think I’m cute, I know
you think I’m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
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45)If u see some one without a
smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine
others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
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46)Don’t send any messages, I don’t
want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep
away from Sweets.
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47)Touch my heart & u’ll
feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
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48)All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4
me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone
who’d b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
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49)U may b out of my sight but not
out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know
what I mean 2 u, but u’ll always be special 2 me.
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50)Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur
name, deep in my heart u’ll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from u.
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51)Too many stars in the sky, too
many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are
nothing compared to you!
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52)Too many stars in the sky, too
many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are
nothing compared to you!
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53)I have had a really bad day and
it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile
for me?
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54)Those who can’t have u hate u,
those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are
those like me who just can’t refuse u!
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55)Those who can’t have u hate u,
those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are
those like me who just can’t refuse u!
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56)I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend
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57)Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!
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58)Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
..
.
shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
..
.
shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se
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59)Har nazar mein ek kashish hoti
hai,
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.
Har dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki har dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.
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60)My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
ICU
Or
U C Me.
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61)Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon
main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
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62)Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi
hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
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63)Even if I had 1 wish... I
wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I don’t want your love to come from a
wish... but straight from your heart.
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64)I wish I was a teddy bear, that
lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
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65)As days go by, my feelings get
stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
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66)U luk sweet when u read my
message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when
u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
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67)I believe that God above created
you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you
the best!
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68)I believe that God above created
you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you
the best!
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69)I think you are very careless! U
come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my
mind and left a smile on my face.
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70)The length & breadth &
height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I’ll have to take a bite of u.
but to taste the true delight of you, I’ll have to take a bite of u.
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71)Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don’t worry, flirting
is still free.
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72)New style of proposing a girl: I
have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don’t want my son to do
the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister/
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73)New style of proposing a girl..
"i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d
same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
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74)Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
“Maiyooon”…
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
“Maiyooon”…
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75)twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
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76)What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
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77)Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne
k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
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78)GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
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79)Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.
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80)Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
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81)If I could be any part of you,
I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on
your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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Gorgeous Babe XXX!
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Gorgeous Babe XXX!
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