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Rating  SMS Length  4

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de
Now sleep joke over :-*

Added on  6 Jun '13 Posted by  Shrey Velani
Categories Funny SMS,
Rating  SMS Length  2

Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

Wake up my friend

Added on  5 Jun '13 Posted by  Micheal Chen
Categories Funny SMS,
Rating  SMS Length  3

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Added on  9 Mar '13 Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS,
Rating  SMS Length  3

When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

Added on  9 Mar '13 Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS,

Rating  SMS Length  1

Close Your Eyes ....,Relax Your Body....
'n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can...
Now Breath...
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..!

Added on  9 Mar '13 Posted by  Nilam Kothari
Categories Funny SMS,
Rating  SMS Length  1

Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !

Added on  9 Mar '13 Posted by  sms2everyone
Categories Funny SMS,
Rating  SMS Length  1

It is said that,
When a woman closes her eyes,
she sees the person
she loves the most!
And

When a man does that..

The slide show begins..!!

Added on  4 Nov '12 Posted by  Sterling Shrey
Categories Funny SMSLove SMS
Rating  SMS Length  2

“Yes I love you.
You are so cute, smart.
My mother also likes you very much.
My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously.

So please don't say no to my proposal.
Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.”

Added on  1 Aug '12 Posted by  Diksha Detroja
Categories Funny SMS,
Rating  SMS Length  1

2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,
I Will Marry Ur Sis

Added on  1 Aug '12 Posted by  Sterling Shrey
Categories Funny SMS,
Rating  SMS Length  2

Sit 'n Cry for the whole day
'n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,
But
Sit 'n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone
'n the whole damn world wants to know
Whose on the other side.. !!

Added on  12 Jul '12 Posted by  Krutik Patel
Categories Funny SMS, 
Rating  SMS Length  2

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.

"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).

Added on  12 Jul '12 Posted by  Jaydeep Parekh
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Diffrnce B/w Theoretical & Pratical Knowledge..
Girls Scores 99/100 In Computer..



Dont Even Know How To Turn On Computer properly

Added on  12 Jul '12 Posted by  Kripal Singh
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

WOmens are like Fruits.
Every Woman has her own unique taste 'n colour...


But
The problem is the Men.
They seem to love Fruit salad..!!

Added on  12 Jul '12 Posted by  Kapil Pathak
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Girls are never wrong..

Just sumtimes
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot 'n even Mad!!

But,
Never Wrong ;-)

Added on  12 Jul '12 Posted by  Shivam Mehta
Categories Funny SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Early to bed and early to rise,


Proves man has no interest in his Wife.

Added on  11 Jul '12 Posted by  Zinnat Amin
Categories Funny SMS,
Rating  SMS Length  1

I Found Aaladin's Lamp

I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !

Added on  11 Jul '12 Posted by  Manan Malik
Categories Funny SMS




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