Funny SMS | Text Messages
Wonderful confession by a girl in church
Rating | SMS Length 4
She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now 2 months of relationship through viber I need ur blessings and good wish oh god Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter Have fun on tango Buy your kids from ebay Send them through gmail And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de Now sleep joke over :-* |
Added on 6 Jun '13 | Posted by Shrey Velani
Categories Funny SMS,
Friends are like fishes
Rating | SMS Length 2
U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU..;) Wake up my friend |
Added on 5 Jun '13 | Posted by Micheal Chen
Categories Funny SMS,
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request...
Rating | SMS Length 3
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal".. When a Girl sends you a Friend Request it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend. When She Tag you it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You 'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts.. When she comments on Your status it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting.. When She Like Your comment it means She like Your Comment not You. ! |
Added on 9 Mar '13 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS,
When a Guy does Something Wrong...
Rating | SMS Length 3
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/ When a Girl does Something Wrong... Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!! Boy : I can't believe you did this. Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!! Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/ |
Added on 9 Mar '13 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS,
I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air....
Rating | SMS Length 1
'n Stop Breathing As Long As You Can... Now Breath... I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air..! |
Added on 9 Mar '13 | Posted by Nilam Kothari
Categories Funny SMS,
Fathers..be good to your daughters...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Daughters will love like you do Girls become lovers who turn into mothers So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. ! |
Added on 9 Mar '13 | Posted by sms2everyone
Categories Funny SMS,
When a woman closes her eyes...
Rating | SMS Length 1
When a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most! And When a man does that.. The slide show begins..!! |
Added on 4 Nov '12 | Posted by Sterling Shrey
Yes I love you...
Rating | SMS Length 2
You are so cute, smart. My mother also likes you very much. My father is ready to take up our relationship seriously. So please don't say no to my proposal. Accept me as your dearest, loveliest younger sister. Happy Raksha Bandhan Bhaiya.” |
Added on 1 Aug '12 | Posted by Diksha Detroja
Categories Funny SMS,
Tied rakhi to the following boys...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis, I Will Marry Ur Sis |
Added on 1 Aug '12 | Posted by Sterling Shrey
Categories Funny SMS,
Sit 'n Cry for the whole day...
Rating | SMS Length 2
'n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong, But Sit 'n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone 'n the whole damn world wants to know Whose on the other side.. !! |
Added on 12 Jul '12 | Posted by Krutik Patel
Categories Funny SMS,
One million copies of a new book sold...
Rating | SMS Length 2
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. "An idea,that can change your WIFE'' While real word was(LIFE). |
Added on 12 Jul '12 | Posted by Jaydeep Parekh
Categories Funny SMS, Wife SMS
Diffrnce B/w Theoretical & Pratical Knowledge...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Girls Scores 99/100 In Computer.. Dont Even Know How To Turn On Computer properly |
Added on 12 Jul '12 | Posted by Kripal Singh
Categories Funny SMS
WOmens are like Fruits...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Every Woman has her own unique taste 'n colour... But The problem is the Men. They seem to love Fruit salad..!! |
Added on 12 Jul '12 | Posted by Kapil Pathak
Categories Funny SMS
Girls are never wrong..
Rating | SMS Length 1
Just sumtimes confused childish stubborn senseless emotional unchangeable crazy stupid idiot 'n even Mad!! But, Never Wrong ;-) |
Added on 12 Jul '12 | Posted by Shivam Mehta
Categories Funny SMS
Early to bed and early to rise...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Proves man has no interest in his Wife. |
Added on 11 Jul '12 | Posted by Zinnat Amin
Categories Funny SMS,
I Found Aaladin's Lamp...
Rating | SMS Length 1
I Asked Him to Increase Your Brain Ten Times More.. He Laughed & told Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. ! |
Added on 11 Jul '12 | Posted by Manan Malik
Categories Funny SMS