Santa Banta SMS | Text Messages
Great words of 2 gr8 persons...
Rating | SMS Length 1
I may walk slowly but, I never walk backwards..! -Abraham Lincon I don't need to walk Coz I hav a scooter.!:-P -SANTA |
Added on 27 Oct '12 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Santa Banta SMS
No body Cant beat this...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Santa Kabhi kabhi sochta hai ki...... Agar mai "BORING" hun....... Toh fir, Mere muh se pani kyu nahi aata...!!:-D |
Added on 22 Oct '12 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
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Santa won an English quiz...
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Manchester United Guess What he has written?. Woman chest are Divided.. ! |
Added on 11 Jul '12 | Posted by Shrikul Shaikh
Categories Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Teri biwi mere kabze me hai...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon. Santa : Saboot pakka nhi hai, Mundi bhej mundi.. |
Added on 11 Jul '12 | Posted by Santanu Verma
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Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai. :-) |
Added on 5 Jun '12 | Posted by Dipak Panchal
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Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha...
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"See You in the evening!" Santa gusse me:"Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini! Dhamki kisko deti hai? |
Added on 29 Feb '12 | Posted by Leena Menon
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Santa call to FM Radio...
Rating | SMS Length 1
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ? Santa::- Nahi re...I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him.. |
Added on 28 Feb '12 | Posted by Dipak Vithalani
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Chain SMS by Santa...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye "Pritoo tune sim change karke accha nahi kiya." |
Added on 6 Jul '11 | Posted by Komal Sorathiya
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Santa calls up "white house"...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA" Obama: "Are you an idiot??" Santa: "Why?? is it Compulsory???" |
Added on 4 Jul '11 | Posted by Nadim Khan
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Santa- I Will Not Be Able To Attend It Teacher- Why? Santa- My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far.. ! |
Added on 25 Feb '11 | Posted by Tanveer Tarpada
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Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya...
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Sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila... . . Aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya.... |
Added on 25 Feb '11 | Posted by Vinay Panchal
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Some tourists in the Punjab Museum...
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Added on 3 Jan '11 | Posted by Leena Shah
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Banta Reading Book Infront Of Mirror...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Bnta:fayde hai 1.Sath Me revsion ho jta h 2.Khud pe nazar b rehti h 3.padne k liye company mil jati h ! Gud nt:-) |
Added on 2 Dec '10 | Posted by Hiral Shah
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Now we have a Dish Installed..
Rating | SMS Length 1
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don’t study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed |
Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Pallavi Sheth
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Difference in mobile and ladline?..
Rating | SMS Length 1
santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai mobile ka anguthe se. |
Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Frog coudnt jump..
Rating | SMS Length 2
Frog jumped.he cuts another leg n say JUMP.. It jumped. repets for 3ed leg. Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP. Frog coudnt jump. |
Added on 15 Jun '10 | Posted by Avinash Tyagi
Categories Naughty SMS, Santa Banta SMS