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Great words of 2 gr8 persons:
I may walk slowly but, I never walk backwards..!
-Abraham Lincon

I don't need to walk Coz I hav a scooter.!:-P
-SANTA

Added on  27 Oct '12 Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

No body Cant beat this....
Santa Kabhi kabhi sochta hai ki......
Agar mai "BORING" hun.......
Toh fir,
Mere muh se pani kyu nahi aata...!!:-D

Added on  22 Oct '12 Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Santa Banta SMS
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Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Manchester United

Guess What he has written?.



Woman chest are Divided.. !

Added on  11 Jul '12 Posted by  Shrikul Shaikh
Categories Adult SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Kidnaper : Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa : Saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi..

Added on  11 Jul '12 Posted by  Santanu Verma
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai. :-)

Added on  5 Jun '12 Posted by  Dipak Panchal
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
"See You in the evening!"
Santa gusse me:"Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?

Added on  29 Feb '12 Posted by  Leena Menon
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Santa call to FM Radio:- I have found wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.Shyam
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ?
Santa::- Nahi re...I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him..

Added on  28 Feb '12 Posted by  Dipak Vithalani
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Chain SMS by Santa:
Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye



"Pritoo tune sim change karke accha nahi kiya."

Added on  6 Jul '11 Posted by  Komal Sorathiya
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Santa calls up "white house"
Santa: "I want to be the next president of USA"

Obama: "Are you an idiot??"
Santa: "Why??
is it Compulsory???"

Added on  4 Jul '11 Posted by  Nadim Khan
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Teacher- Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN

Santa- I Will Not Be Able To Attend It

Teacher- Why?

Santa- My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far.. !

Added on  25 Feb '11 Posted by  Tanveer Tarpada
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
Sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila...
.
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Aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya....

Added on  25 Feb '11 Posted by  Vinay Panchal
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  4

Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.'

Added on  3 Jan '11 Posted by  Leena Shah
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Snta:tu miror k smne baith kr kyun pdhta h?
Bnta:fayde hai
1.Sath Me revsion ho jta h
2.Khud pe nazar b rehti h
3.padne k liye company mil jati h ! Gud nt:-)

Added on  2 Dec '10 Posted by  Hiral Shah
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

Added on  18 Jun '10 Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline?




santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai mobile ka anguthe se.

Added on  17 Jun '10 Posted by  Dushyant Vaghela
Categories Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Rating  SMS Length  2

Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.he cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP.
Frog coudnt jump.

Added on  15 Jun '10 Posted by  Avinash Tyagi
Categories Naughty SMS, Santa Banta SMS

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