Sardar SMS | Text Messages
Sardar Apni Biwi K Sath Auto Me Beitha...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Driver Ne Side Mirror Adjust Kiya. Sardar-SALE MERI BIWI KO DEKHTA H. Chal Piche Beith Auto Me Chalaunga..!:D gn :) |
Added on 11 Jul '12 | Posted by Smruti Vaghela
Categories Sardar SMS
The greatest justice in life is that...
Rating | SMS Length 1
your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously." Good Morning !! |
Added on 11 Jul '12 | Posted by Niraj Doshi
Categories Good Morning SMS, Sardar SMS
Wo to theek hai par jana kaha hai...
Rating | SMS Length 1
"If you cant Fly, Run; If you cant Run, Walk; If you cant Walk, Crawl. But Keep Moving." Sardar- "Wo to theek hai par jana kaha hai?" |
Added on 8 Jul '12 | Posted by Sunil Shah
Categories Sardar SMS
Sardar teacher tha...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Exam k liye Questn Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachhe behosh ho gaye.. 1. China kis Desh me hai? 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aata he? |
Added on 2 Mar '12 | Posted by Veni Jain
Categories Sardar SMS
Sardar was reading financial times...
Rating | SMS Length 2
Headlines : "microsoft buys yahoo messenger for $ 8.5 billion..." He says " O teri... Kharida kyu ? Download kar leta pagle. |
Added on 1 Mar '12 | Posted by Flp Jyotsna
Categories Sardar SMS
Sardar in Hotel...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya? Waiter- Mere bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift HAI. |
Added on 29 Feb '12 | Posted by Jinit Gandhi
Categories Sardar SMS
Sardar : Interview...
Rating | SMS Length 2
Sardar: Bad Int: COME Sardar: Go Int: UGLY Sardar: Pichhli Int: U r wrong Sardar: I'm right Int: Shut up! Sardar:KeepTalkng Int: Get out Sardar: Cum in Int: O my God! Sardar: O my Devil! Int: U r Rejected Sardar: Im selected BALLE BALLE. |
Added on 23 Nov '10 | Posted by zoya Khan
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
A Sardar died 'n went to heaven...
Rating | SMS Length 5
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are there in a year? Sardar thought for a few minutes & answered: 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today & Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said: "OK, I'll buy the Today & Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year? The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.." Saint Peter lets him in without another word..! |
Added on 23 Nov '10 | Posted by Pratik Bhatt
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Head 'n Shoulder Shampoo...
Rating | SMS Length 2
wife ne pucha-kandho pe shampo kyo laga rahe ho? Sardar : Are ye koi aam shampo nahi he ye Head & Shoulder hai |
Added on 19 Nov '10 | Posted by Rina Parikh
Categories Sardar SMS
Sardar Mobile Company me job k liye gya...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Pehle hi sawal me use maar kar bhaga diya gya. Sawal tha -Sabse famous Network kaun sa he.? Sardar : Cartoon Network !! |
Added on 16 Nov '10 | Posted by Jaspal Bhatti
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Sikhs Never Give Up...
Rating | SMS Length 6
Some Friends Were Going From Delhi To Jaipur IN A Taxi Whose Driver Was A Sardar (Sikh). All Of The Friends Were Making Jokes On Sikh, Sharing It With Eachother And Laughed At On The Journey. The Sikh Driver Dint Speak Anything During The Whole Journey.He Just Listened To Them Politely And Remained Patient. At The End Of The Journey, He Called One Of Them 'n Said "I Will Not Stop You On Making Jokes On Sikh Neither I Will Tell You The Stories Of Their Bravery.Just Take This 1 Rs. Coin 'n Give It To Any Poor Sikh Beggar."6 months Passed That 1 Rs. Coin IS Still With Those Friend. You Know Why? Because He Dint Find Any Sikh Begging Anywhere. Sikhs Never Give Up. They Earn With Their Hardwork 'n Never Beg Till Their Last Breath. Still People Don't Stop Making Jokes On Them.. Some Of Us Have Realized. Let The Whole World Know IT!! |
Added on 10 Oct '10 | Posted by Amit Mishra
Categories Decent SMS, Sardar SMS
Sardar apni biwi se...
Rating | SMS Length 1
"Tumhare wo gol gol kidhar hai jo ladkiyo ko hote hai?" biwi: "madar chod kabhi mujhe sidha letaya ho to pata chalega na...! |
Added on 10 Oct '10 | Posted by Tarak Sharma
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Sardar saali se...
Rating | SMS Length 1
Teri didi busy he tu bache ko dudh pila de, Saali mera dudh hi nhi ata, Sardar kamaal he "DISPLAY" to bahut bada hai or "STOCK" kuch nahi.. |
Added on 10 Oct '10 | Posted by Amit Patel
Categories Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
He can't read very fast.
Rating | SMS Length 1
Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing to my 6 years old son, he can't read very fast. |
Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta
Categories Sardar SMS
I read the whole book..
Rating | SMS Length 2
says - What a shit ? "I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory.... |
Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Aman Sahni
Categories Sardar SMS
Sardar sent a SMS to..
Rating | SMS Length 1
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, DELIVERED . |
Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Pallavi Sheth
Categories Sardar SMS
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