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Hey hi:-)
Can We Meet?
Its been so long time we met yaar.
I know you don't worry
I'll come... Tell me where shud i come?:)
To the same ZOO or You shifted to circus?

Added on  11 Jul '12 Posted by  Kajal Vora
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  2

What Are I and U...
Friend?
Lover?
Brother/Sister?
What?
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What Your Heart Saying?
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Dear,Please Sometime Use Your Brain...

I and U Are Vowels.. ! ;-) :-)

Added on  7 Jan '11 Posted by  Saumil Sheth
Categories Funny SMSInsult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Bright Future of Engg. Studnts
E&C:Radio repair
COMP/IT:Typing master
MECH:Cycle tube puncture
ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing.
CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!!

Added on  19 Nov '10 Posted by  Pinal Shah
Categories Funny SMSInsult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Three lights
save the Earth from dark
One "sunlight"
Two "moonlight"
Third "you"
My friend...u


100% tube light...

Added on  19 Nov '10 Posted by  Harit Thakkar
Categories Friendship SMSInsult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

A Really Funny Que. 4 u:-Fill up d blanks.
1) ur nme ______
2) %in 12Th ____%
3) gender(male/ female) _______

Now read only d answers..How is it?ha ha ha

Added on  19 Nov '10 Posted by  Neha Jain
Categories Funny SMSInsult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  2

Getting a Friend is like sunrise:
It happens daily.
Getting True Friend is Like Rain,
It occurs Yearly,
But Getting a Friend Like "You"
are Like SUNAMI.
Such Disasters Occur Rarely..!

Added on  18 Nov '10 Posted by  Amit Pathak
Categories Friendship SMSInsult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  2

Whenever you feel sad
Go infront of the mirror
look at Yourself 'n say
"I M S0 CUTE"
You will smile automaticlly

But dont make it a habit Because

ROZ ROZ MAJAK Achchha NAI..

Added on  16 Nov '10 Posted by  Mohit Trivedi
Categories Funny SMSInsult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

Added on  18 Jun '10 Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

Added on  18 Jun '10 Posted by  Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you…
I love you the most.
I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.”

Added on  18 Jun '10 Posted by  Rohan Chauhan
Categories Funny SMSInsult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Beauty Tip:

If You Want To Protect You Face,
From Dust, Sunrise, and Other Such things then apply…

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Asian Paints
Exterior Emulsion.
7 Years Guarantee.

Added on  17 Jun '10 Posted by  Zeenat Khan
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Dear frnd plz don't keep me in your heart
but keep me in your brain...
because rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho,
rehne me utna hi maza hai.





Added on  17 Jun '10 Posted by  Ravnish Shinde
Categories Funny SMSInsult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

ABCDEFGHIJ
A=U r “Attractive.
B=U r “Brilliant.
C=U r “Cute.
D=U r “Dear to me.
E=U r “Excellent.
F=U r “Funny.
G=U r “Great.

H, I, J
Hello, I’m, Joking.

Added on  17 Jun '10 Posted by  S. Mathur
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Added on  17 Jun '10 Posted by  Pallavi Sheth
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe,
SMS me immediately.

Added on  17 Jun '10 Posted by  Vikas Rawat
Categories Insult SMS
Rating  SMS Length  1

When U WERE Born....
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The Cloud Parted,
Sun shined
and God appeared in front of all
and say
"Sorry For Mistake" kindly adjust it...

Added on  17 Jun '10 Posted by  Ankit Gupta
Categories Funny SMSInsult SMS

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

Someone..
MISSES U..
NEEDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz today’s paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
Teacher : U failure !
At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw the mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn’t say Hi to folk, I’d say BOO!
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

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