Insult SMS | Text Messages
Its been so long time we met yaar...
Rating | SMS Length 2
Can We Meet? Its been so long time we met yaar. I know you don't worry I'll come... Tell me where shud i come?:) To the same ZOO or You shifted to circus? |
Added on 11 Jul '12 | Posted by Kajal Vora
Categories Insult SMS
What Are I and U...
Rating | SMS Length 2
Friend? Lover? Brother/Sister? What? . . . What Your Heart Saying? . . . . . Dear,Please Sometime Use Your Brain... I and U Are Vowels.. ! ;-) :-) |
Added on 7 Jan '11 | Posted by Saumil Sheth
Bright Future of Engg. Studnts...
Rating | SMS Length 1
E&C:Radio repair COMP/IT:Typing master MECH:Cycle tube puncture ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing. CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!! |
Added on 19 Nov '10 | Posted by Pinal Shah
Three lights save the Earth from dark...
Rating | SMS Length 1
save the Earth from dark One "sunlight" Two "moonlight" Third "you" My friend...u 100% tube light... |
Added on 19 Nov '10 | Posted by Harit Thakkar
A Really Funny Que...
Rating | SMS Length 1
1) ur nme ______ 2) %in 12Th ____% 3) gender(male/ female) _______ Now read only d answers..How is it?ha ha ha |
Added on 19 Nov '10 | Posted by Neha Jain
Getting a Friend is like...
Rating | SMS Length 2
It happens daily. Getting True Friend is Like Rain, It occurs Yearly, But Getting a Friend Like "You" are Like SUNAMI. Such Disasters Occur Rarely..! |
Added on 18 Nov '10 | Posted by Amit Pathak
Whenever you feel sad...
Rating | SMS Length 2
Go infront of the mirror look at Yourself 'n say "I M S0 CUTE" You will smile automaticlly But dont make it a habit Because ROZ ROZ MAJAK Achchha NAI.. |
Added on 16 Nov '10 | Posted by Mohit Trivedi
God made U n called CARTOON..
Rating | SMS Length 1
God made entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON. |
Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by S. Mathur
Categories Insult SMS
Koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…
Rating | SMS Length 1
Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz… |
Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Abhishek Chaudhri
Categories Insult SMS
People should LOVE animals.
Rating | SMS Length 1
I l I lo I lov I love I love you… I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.” |
Added on 18 Jun '10 | Posted by Rohan Chauhan
If You Want To Protect You Face..
Rating | SMS Length 1
If You Want To Protect You Face, From Dust, Sunrise, and Other Such things then apply… . . . . Asian Paints Exterior Emulsion. 7 Years Guarantee. |
Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Zeenat Khan
Categories Insult SMS
Keep me in your heart..
Rating | SMS Length 1
but keep me in your brain... because rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho, rehne me utna hi maza hai. |
Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Ravnish Shinde
ABCDEFGHIJ
Rating | SMS Length 1
A=U r “Attractive. B=U r “Brilliant. C=U r “Cute. D=U r “Dear to me. E=U r “Excellent. F=U r “Funny. G=U r “Great. H, I, J Hello, I’m, Joking. |
Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by S. Mathur
Categories Insult SMS
Press Down if u think u r MAD..
Rating | SMS Length 1
I can’t Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!! |
Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Pallavi Sheth
Categories Insult SMS
SMS me immediately..
Rating | SMS Length 1
U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. |
Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Vikas Rawat
Categories Insult SMS
God appeared in front of all..
Rating | SMS Length 1
. . . . . The Cloud Parted, Sun shined and God appeared in front of all and say "Sorry For Mistake" kindly adjust it... |
Added on 17 Jun '10 | Posted by Ankit Gupta
Categories Funny SMS, Insult SMS
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
Someone..
MISSES U..
NEEDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
MISSES U..
NEEDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz today’s paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz today’s paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
Teacher : U failure !
At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw the mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw the mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn’t say Hi to folk, I’d say BOO!
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!